Little Guy in a Cone

My brother, Little Guy, got "the cone" last night. His left eyelid was red and swollen. We're not sure if he got into it with a squirrel or what. Later, he scratched at it and it was bleeding, so my mom found this cone to make him wear. He is not a happy camper.

Apparently, humans find dogs in cones to be quite humorous, but I don't get it. I feel bad for the little dude!